Taste
Now I got both real cola and cream soda flavors for this review. The first I'm doing is Cream soda. It made me feel like a cowboy. I'm not even kidding. It made me feel like I jumped in a time machine to the old west during the industrial revolution. Like back to the future. It was a great experience.
78/100
Texture
This soda is SO smooth and SO creamy! It seems almost like drinking clouds. Almost every brewing herb/spice is from a different corner of this big blue and green ball. With
- anise from Spain
- licorice from France
- vanilla (bourbon) from Madagascar
- cinnamon from Ceylon
- clove from Indonesia
- wintergreen from China
- sweet birch from the southern US
- molasses from the US
- nutmeg from Indonesia
- pimento berry oil from Jamaica
- balsam oil from Peru
- cassia oil from China
The ingredients are as follows: Purified carbonated water, unbleached cane sugar, caramelized unrefined cane sugar, vanilla extract, And natural flavors. ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?! That kind of simplicity shines right through with it's texture.
86/100
Packaging
The logo is two children sitting in wicker chairs sitting at a small table while a lumber-jack-esque, hairy man (possibly their father) serves them their beverage. It gives it a sense that your in "the old country". Maybe Russia or Sweden. All on a glass bottle. You don't see that too often at all. It says "Using Natural Ingredients, We Brew A Cream Soda So pure, So Rich And Creamy, You'll Swear It was Made In Heaven." The truth in that statement is so, so, ughh I can't think of a proper word to describe it. They're not lying on that one.
74/100
Overall experience
I literally cried tears of joy while drinking it the first time. I am not even lying. That's how good it makes me feel.
94/100

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