Neuro: Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Sorry this is late guys and possible girls, I was partying with my posse and couldn't make it. This week I am sampling the nutritional supplement drink Neuro Bliss. This comes from a line of Mind-altering drinks(if you want to call it that). This is $2.69 at 7-11. It says it's supposed to "enhance mood, improve memory, increase ability to handle stress, regulate mood and appetite, and improve circulation". I can't tell whether it is working or not, but I do feel good. I see it has a bunch of chemicals that I can't identify, so I know it's good for me! It has crystalline fructose, so yeah.

Taste

It doesn't say what kind of flavor it is, so I'm gonna have to wing it on this one. It has a familiar taste, almost like bubble gum. It does, however have an after-taste at first. but other than that, it has no isolated flavor to pinpoint. It is good, but it could do better. It doesn't make me not want to drink it anymore. I don't have a lot else to say on it, other than, yeah.

63/100

Texture

It's lightly carbonated, so it is kind of like drinking ice-water. It doesn't really help nor hinder the progress of the experience. I can't say a whole lot on the subject of texture so I'll leave it here.

60/100

Packaging

Now, this is peculiar, It looks like a lava lamp, you don't see that at all often. "neuro" in all lowercase and your flavor in all caps. It's like a dude on mushrooms thought it up through the screams for the monsters to go away.

73/100

Overall Experience

I think that if you want it for a casual drink, don't, drink it as a way to get out of bed in the morning, or step away from the edge of that building( You know who you are). It doesn't have a noticeable affect, but if you look carefully, you'll notice it works well.

FINAL SCORE (not an average)
80/100